Day off spent with kitty. Nom nom nom
My new babies. Come at me gym!
I like my body when it is with your body.

— E.E. Cummings  (via fuckinq)

(Source: quote-book)

Wed, 7th August • 166,388 notes

stereolights:

markcockpus:

stereolights:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

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oh my god

Haha we have this in New Zealand too! Well I think we still do…

(Source: generalbooty)

Tue, 9th July • 272,666 notes
fleurilia:

wild-lion:

take me here!

i hope my blog can cheer you up!

fuckitfireeverything:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs
  • hanging lights and don’t have anywhere else to put my hands

(Source: schnephanie)

Tue, 9th July • 566,159 notes
So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
  • Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
  • Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Yes.
  • RDJ: Gimmee.
Sun, 7th July • 175,478 notes
  • Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
  • Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
Thu, 6th June • 314,549 notes
afternoonsnoozebutton:

yourscientistfriend:


THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

yikes